In English, for instance, one might say "Thanks for nothing". Is there anything like this in French - would it even be the same?

Just a side note: I have heard a term which I cannot spell and have not seen written; it sounds something like "jour merci", but of course that would make no sense. I considered 'dieu merci', but in the context it did not make much sense either.

In this prank video, for instance, at around 7:19 I hear this phrase and although the captions are heplful for the translation I would like the French words to go along with it.

Thank you in advance.

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    For jour merci, it's a very shortened version of: Je vous remercie...which can be written as: j'vous remercie. where the RE is "escamoté" or blurred over. Spoken French, like spoken English, has a lot of shortening, y'know?
    – Lambie
    Commented Jan 21, 2017 at 18:29
  • I see. Thank you very much. Is that kind of shortened language more prominent in parts of France than others? Commented Jan 21, 2017 at 19:15
  • Haven't heard that "jour merci".
    – Frank
    Commented Jan 21, 2017 at 19:15
  • He says what sounded like "jour merci pas Camille" to me before Lambie and the others clarified Commented Jan 21, 2017 at 19:17
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    For the part of your question that doesn't concern what's being said on the video, "Merci pour rien" is the literal translation of "Thanks for nothing" and would have the same meaning as the English version. Also, in the right context, "Merci quand même" said in a sarcastic tone and/or with the appropriate body language (grimace, shoulder shrug, flipping the bird) could mean "Thanks anyway, but you've been of little or no help."
    – Papa Poule
    Commented Jan 21, 2017 at 23:30

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In the video, he says "Je vous remercie pas, Camille".

Remercier means "to thank", "je vous remercie" is an alternative way to say "merci", it's more polite, a little more formal. It could be translated by "you have my thanks".

So literally, "je (ne) vous remercie pas" would be "you do not have my thanks". It's not that common, saying it is a way of telling people you don't like their behavior while still being polite.


In this dictionary of expressions, you can compare between french and English the meanings and sens of:

je ne vous remercie pas.

If one wants to "focus on sarcasticity", old french may be used:

je ne vous remercie point.

Google translation gives the same result for both expressions:

I do not thank you


You can say a standard word with some sarcastic addition, like "je vous remercie, vous êtes bien brave".


So as Teleporting Goat wrote, "je ne vous remercie pas" in the video is a way of not saying thank you by saying something. "Je ne vous dis pas merci" is another possibility.

Note that it can be used friendly to... indeed... say thank you... yes, I know...

Like if someone helps you and you say "je ne te dis pas merci" because saying thank you would mean nothing compared to what he did for you. Or because you are so good friends that you don't need to say thank you (but you need to say that you don't need to say thank you, to thank them, still).

  • That's interesting, I didn't know that.I can see the logic behind, bt I don't think I've heard it before. Commented Jan 21, 2017 at 18:57
  • Really? I often say "bon ben j'te dis pas merci !" to thank someone.
    – Destal
    Commented Jan 21, 2017 at 19:01
  • Yeah I get the idea, I just don't know anyone who uses it :) Commented Jan 21, 2017 at 19:04
  • "j'te dis pas merci !" would not be so sarcastic, right? I would use it sometimes in a straight fashion, not sarcastically.
    – Frank
    Commented Jan 21, 2017 at 19:14
  • For me, it is either sarcatic or straight out aggressive.
    – Lambie
    Commented Jan 21, 2017 at 19:35

Dans la langue parlée il existe une façon à la fois très simple et très compliquée qui présuppose une grande versatilité du locuteur avec la prononciation. Cela consiste à prononcer seulement le mot « merci », mais d'une manière très anormale, en exagérant le volume de la première syllabe et en lui imprimant une intonation très spéciale qu'il faut avoir apprise par l'écoute répétée de personnes à l'aise avec la langue parlée. Un des moyens les plus simples de coder cela dans la langue écrite est « MEERR…ci ».

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